There once was a cow named Daisy,
When it came to pooping she was lazy.
She pooped near the streams; which caused pollution,
So the Eco Warriors said; "we need a solution!”
Poor little Freddie went down to the river for a swim.
The site he came to was a bit grim.
New Zealand’s rivers are getting coated in faeces,
Its getting into the soil and affecting all of the species.
Freddie and the warriors were outnumbered by the beasts,
They were pooping too much after too many grass feasts.
The cow problem didn’t just stop there,
Their thunderous farts emitted polluting methane into the air.
Freddie proclaimed; “time to fight, our rivers have been corrupted!”
And so the historic Poo Wars erupted.
One side was the cows a furious bunch of poopers,
And the other the crafty warriors who were the scoopers.
